What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)