Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”