Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...