2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...