Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.