Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...