This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...