Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!