In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...