Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.