Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...