Memory Pills
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How to Shower like a Man!
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Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
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3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Global Stupids
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If Wang made toasters…
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Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...