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The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
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Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...