Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...