Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....