A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...