Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...