Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate