May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...