Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...