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If Cray ran Christmas…
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How do you make love to a fat girl?
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Window Seat
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Welfare Claim Statements
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God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
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