Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...