A-fishin’ We Will Go…
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What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
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The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
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Perfect Day
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This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
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No Hemorrhoids
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Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Refrigerate elephants
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An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...