Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...