Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...