Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....