Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...