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Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
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A wish for Christmas
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Operating systems as beers
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Prison Versus Housewives
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Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.