Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...