Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....