Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...