Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...