Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...