If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Pass out in shock
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Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...