Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...