Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...