Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...