Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...