What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...