Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...