What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...