Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...