A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...