How many women with PMS does it take to…
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A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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