Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...