The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...