Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...