Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Go give us a donation
|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...