In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...