There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...